Hugh Hefner Is On Team Tiger

No surprise there. The man has made a living out of being a polygamist!

Tiger Woods might have the world throwing up their middle finger at him, but not Hugh Hefner. No, the eternal Playboy is sticking up for the golf pro and giving the thumbs down to monogamy.

When asked about Tiger’s scandal, Hef replied:

“I think the only surprise in it, quite frankly, is that anybody would be surprised. If you’re a good-looking guy and young and healthy, the notion that there would be something else going on, well, marriage is just a convenience. It’s very nice for raising kids, but the notion that monogamy lasts forever is a wish!”

Spoken like a true pig!

Oh, and as for ever making a special spread consisting of all of Tiger’s whores, Hef says, “We’re not looking for scandal, but I don’t know. We’ll see.”

Scandal sells, Grandpa. You know it, we know it, and the girls would probably come for damn cheap!

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